Beth Downes

Beth Downes

justholdme-please:

You buy The Fault in Our Stars but you don’t read it. It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right in your shelf, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

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thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

I’M GONNA QWUIT THIS FUCKINSDG WEBSIT OH MY GOD

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reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video

xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video

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a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

a-potter-head:

sirpimpalot:

bookjunkie26:

EASTER

he’s in his thirties

people in their thirties can enjoy Easter too

dang I’m just saying it’s funny I’m not insulting anyone

shh were meant to have a fake argument for the notes just play along

fuck I meant to say that thirty year olds are all dumb lol

omg no their not u cant jus tel ppl how 2 liv omg

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plaidmikey:

tROYE

plaidmikey:

tROYE

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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